To Unknown Region (I know you’re a bot): Why have you hit my site 4 times in the past 24 hours?
Do you expect more than one post a day?
Do you find reading the content difficult?
Wait — are you in love with me?
I would love writing that story someday, about the bot that falls in love with a writer and defects from Russia only to latch itself to the blog, change its own programming, and find new readers. Or maybe immolate itself in defeating its programming. Or become a ghost in the machine, a perpetually twenty-year-old poet type in an unrequited relationship.
Ok, weird and romantic, maybe a little steampunk, probably done before. But it appeals to me.
Words Like Me 