A Virtual Book-Signing Party

So, would you like to come to a virtual book signing party?

I have no idea how to sign books in a virtual book signing party, or how to serve cake on Zoom. It sounds like a crazy idea to me, but it could be fun.

At the same time, I hate throwing parties. I’m afraid nobody will come. Yes, there’s a certain part of self-pity involved there, I know. I try not to indulge it. 

So let me indulge something else: What would a virtual book signing party work?

• Discount on books (especially e-books) that day
• Book reading
• Games
• Raffle for hardback signed book
• Introduction of newsletter/signup
• Gift (email) of short story
• Discussions about Christmas