My hair is very thin on top. Very thin. Thin enough that I would get hair transplants if I could afford them. Thin enough that I’m considering wearing wigs if I could get rid of visions of the styles my mother used to wear when I was growing up.

Which is why I’m trying hats.
Hats are stylish, at times eccentric, and always noticeable.
I’m not sure I can pull hats off, at least not at work.
I’m going to try anyhow.
What kind of hats? That’s a question. I’m going to have to try on a lot of hats to find one I like.
Wish me luck.